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Anakin and Padme 4-panel meme: In the first panel, top text has “THE PERSON WHO BOUGHT LAVENDER” and bottom text has “We bought the same prime number of flowers.” In the second panel, top text has “GLENDORA” and bottom text has “Someone else bought a prime number too, right?” In the fourth panel, bottom text has “Someone else bought a prime number too, right?”
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Assasination Chain 2-panel meme: Front person has label “THE WOMAN IN HOUSE #5”, middle person has label “THE LARKSPUR PURCHASER” and rear person has label “LYSANDER”. Middle person’s gun and rear person’s gun are both labelled “BUYING ONE MORE FLOWER”. Person on balcony is labelled “SOMEONE ELSE” and their gun is labelled “BUYING EVEN MORE FLOWERS”.
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Trolley Problem meme: Person at lever is labelled “THE HYACINTH ENJOYER”. Individual person on shunt track is labelled “EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT FEWER FLOWERS THAN THEM”. Five people on main track are labelled “EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT MORE FLOWERS THAN THEM”.
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Same Picture meme: The left is “The house with the person who bought marigolds”, and the right is “The house numbered one less than Gabriela’s house.” Top panel is captioned “Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.” Bottom panel is captioned “They’re the same picture.”
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Gru’s plan meme: First panel sheet says “Be Mordecai”. Second panel sheet says “Buy more flowers than both neighbors combined”. Third and fourth panel sheets both say “But don’t buy geraniums”.
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Vince McMahon reaction with glowing eyes 4-panel meme: First panel says “SOMEONE BOUGHT AN EVEN NUMBER OF DAFFODILS”. Second panel says “ONE OF THEIR NEIGHBORS ALSO BOUGHT AN EVEN NUMBER OF FLOWERS”. Third panel says “THAT PERSON’S OTHER NEIGHBOR ALSO BOUGHT AN EVEN NUMBER OF FLOWERS”. Fourth panel says “*THAT* PERSON’S *OTHER* NEIGHBOR *ALSO* BOUGHT AN EVEN NUMBER OF FLOWERS”.
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Thinking about other women meme: The woman is labelled “I bet he’s thinking about other women”. The man is labelled with “The person in house #1” and “I’m the only person who bought a type of flower that begins with the same letter as my name”.
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Drakeposting meme: In both panels, Drake is labelled with “LEONARDO”. In the first panel, Drake holds his hand up as if to push away the text “Living next to Herschel”. In the second panel, Drake smiles next to the text “Living next to someone who bought wisteria”.
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Draw 25 meme: The Uno card says “Live next to the daffodil fan OR draw 25”. The person in the second panel is labelled “Herschel”.
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Do you ever think about how a few small differences can result in dramatic changes over the years?

VaccineDude1985
Flavor1139
Sediment1978
Fade1293
DisneyGuy1256
GermanForest2003
Hairless1963
Club1328
Flex1982
Gravitate1860
Hamiltons1934
GreenAndBlack2011
TropicalWood1146
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What3words you see first will describe your 2023!

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SHARESFORTUNESNOTICED
FRESHENPEPPERMINTGOES
FIXTURESPAYEELEVERING
AUCTIONRUNAWAYSLEAPED
GAZEBOCUSHIONINGALONG
ETCHINGSBOXFULSWOONED
OVERPAIDSYMPHONICHAND
TAXEDWRESTLECONNECTOR
LANDEDCOMICALLYDONATE
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So I’ve recently been hearing a bunch of people talking about a lost book by one of my favorite authors. I tracked down a copy and it is weird! I’m going to post my thoughts about all the different storylines as I read through it.

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The son of a murdered king must prove his innocence; luckily his brother observed the crime through the mounted heads of a big lizard’s past paramours.

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A young man finds himself in an embattled fantastical land, and has to learn just how much these little creatures weigh when they aren’t carrying anything.

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Part of the story centers around an eight-year-old girl who can create thin strands of metal with her mind.

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Things start getting pretty harrowing when Judi Dench finds herself handcuffed to a bed.

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Children and adults in a small Maine town are terrorized by an otherworldly moon, which seems to know all of their deepest fears.

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A down on his luck family man enters a deadly competition where he must escape capture while mailing in daily videos of his wimple.

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The denizens of a small Maine town deal with the collapse of society when a large book suddenly appears and hovers in the sky above them.

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I thought this storyline was over, but in this story-within-a-story a glass of merlot must squeeze through a tiny opening to battle a shape-shifter.

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