Solution: Caesar Studies
Answer: GOOFY

Written by Jonah Ostroff

This puzzle consists of 48 nonsense strings in alphabetical order. The first step is to decipher them. They’re all Caesar ciphers, so this isn’t too hard, although a few of them might not make much sense yet.

Five of the deciphered strings form a set of instructions, beginning with “SPLIT STRINGS INTO GROUPS” and “SOLVE EACH GROUP’S MINIPUZZLE”. So the first step is to do that: group the other 43 strings into five minipuzzles, and solve them.

The solutions to each minipuzzle are described below. They are presented in final solution order for reading convenience, even though there is no immediately-apparent way to determine the order until they are solved.

Minipuzzle 1

Ten of the decrypted strings are elements of ordered lists. They've been shifted by distinct amounts from 1 to 10, giving an order. Move each element forward in its list by the shift amount to get a new element. The first letters of the new elements spell SEMICIRCLE.

Original TextDecryptedShift (N)ListShifted in List By N
KVQJUFSJUPITER15th planet from the sun#6: Saturn
CCTQP DWTTAARON BURR23rd US Vice President#5: Elbridge Gerry
IHEUXDUBFEBRUARY32nd month#5: May
VLSHMYQRHODIUM443rd element#47: Iridium
IFXMJWDASHER51st reindeer#6: Cupid
ZNK YKGXIN LUX YVUIQTHE SEARCH FOR SPOCK63rd Star Trek movie#9: Insurrection
JHAJOLYCATCHER72nd baseball position#9: Right fielder
BITKTALC81 Mohs hardness rating#9: Corundum
YJACARMPN RW J YNJA CANNPARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE91st Day of Christmas gift#10: Lords a-leaping
GOONVOWEEDLE1013th Pokémon#23: Ekans

Minipuzzle 2

Eight strings are harder to decrypt, because most of them aren’t words! That’s because each one is a word or phrase that starts with ROT, but with the ROT removed. Sort them by lengths (from 2 to 9), then read the shift amounts as A1-Z26 to get SAWFLIES.

Original TextDecryptedShiftLetter
HK(rot) OR19S
VOE(rot) UND1A
E FOX(rot) H IRA23W
OLKXG(rot) IFERA6F
FQDPMY(rot) TERDAM12L
CFNRUNA(rot) TWEILER9I
NXXJWNJX(rot) ISSERIES5E
MXG TIIEXL(rot) TEN APPLES19S

Minipuzzle 3

Nine strings are statements, most of which describe a word, but they're contradictory! And one of the statements (“Q IS A VOWEL”) is false. If you shift Q by 24 (like its statement), it becomes O, which is a vowel! Similarly, each statement is describing the word after it has been shifted. The only word satisfying these constraints is MAFIA.

Original TextDecryptedShiftLogic
O GQ Y TMUCJQ IS A VOWEL24Q shifted by 24 is a vowel (O).
ZNK CUXJ NGY G YIXGHHRK YIUXK UL YKBKTTHE WORD HAS A SCRABBLE SCORE OF SEVEN6Since the answer is known to have five letters, none of the letters can be shifted by 6 to have a Scrabble score more than 3.
RSRI SJ XLI PIXXIVW EVI TIRXSQMRS REQIWNONE OF THE LETTERS ARE PENTOMINO NAMES4After eliminating letters that shift by 4 to be a Pentomino name, the only choices are A, C, F, G, I, M, N, O, W, X, and Y.
CQN CQRAM UNCCNA RB J EXFNUTHE THIRD LETTER IS A VOWEL9Only one of these (F) shifts by 9 to become a vowel, so the 3rd letter is F. (..F..)
IWT UXUIW (PCS UXCPA) ATIITG WPH P STHRTCSTGTHE FIFTH (AND FINAL) LETTER HAS A DESCENDER15Only one of these (A) shifts by 15 to have a descender, so the 5th letter is A. (..F.A) A shifts by 6 to have a scrabble score of 2. So the other letters shift to have Scrabble scores of 1 or 2. This eliminates G and W.
KYV WFLIKY CVKKVI ZJ ZE KYV SFKKFD IFN FE R BVPSFRIUTHE FOURTH LETTER IS IN THE BOTTOM ROW ON A KEYBOARD17Now only one letter (I) shifts by 17 to be in the bottom row of the keyboard, so the 4th letter is I. (..FIA)
BPM NQZAB TMBBMZ QA I DWEMTTHE FIRST LETTER IS A VOWEL8Only one letter (M) shifts by 8 to become a vowel...
NBY ZCLMN FYNNYL CM U WIHMIHUHNTHE FIRST LETTER IS A CONSONANT20...and 20 to become a consonant, so the 1st letter is M. (M.FIA)
SGD RDBNMC ZMC SGHQC KDSSDQR QGXLDTHE SECOND AND THIRD LETTERS RHYME25Three letters (A, F, and C) shift by 25 to rhyme with the third letter, but only A leads to the correct Scrabble score. (MAFIA)

Minipuzzle 4

Seven strings are all phrases of the form “[word] [PLUS/MINUS] [number]”. They’ve all been Caesar shifted so the word looks like a Roman numeral. Add to or subtract from these Roman numerals to get new ones, from I to M. Decrypt them to spell LINDSAY.

Original TextDecryptedShiftCalculationDecrypt with same shift
CLXI JFKRP LKB ERKAOBA PFUQVFOAL MINUS ONE HUNDRED SIXTY23CLXI - CLX = IL
XLVI ZVAHF SBEGL BARKYIV MINUS FORTY ONE13XLVI - XLI = VI
CVI WSXEC XSXODI CSHSLY MINUS NINETY SIX10CVI - XCVI = XN
XIV XTCA BPQZBG AQFPAN PLUS THIRTY SIX8XIV + XXXVI = LD
LI ZVEC PYBDI XSXOBY PLUS FORTY NINE10LI + XLIX = CS
MDCC PLQXV RQH WKRXVDQG WZR KXQGUHGJAZZ MINUS ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED3MDCC - MCC = DA
DCCV DZIG HKC VIBRFSR BWBSHM TWJSPOOH PLUS TWO HUNDRED NINETY FIVE14DCCV + CCXCV = MY

Minipuzzle 5

Nine strings all say “ALTERNATIVE TO [word]”, and each of these words has an “alternative”: you can Caesar shift it into something else. The original words start with A through I, which gives an ordering. Compute the shift amounts from the alternative words to get small numbers, which index into these words to spell COMEDY DUO.

Original TextDecryptedShiftAlternative wordShiftIndex with shift
DOWHUQDWLYH WR DVSALTERNATIVE TO ASP3CUR1C
UFNYLHUNCPY NI VIHSALTERNATIVE TO BONY20REDO4O
LWEPCYLETGP EZ NFMPOALTERNATIVE TO CUBED11MELON1M
MXFQDZMFUHQ FA PGYNAALTERNATIVE TO DUMBO12NEWLY2E
PAITGCPIXKT ID TPIHALTERNATIVE TO EATS15PLED4D
JUCNAWJCREN CX ODBRXWALTERNATIVE TO FUSION9LAYOUT3Y
YJRCPLYRGTC RM EPMUALTERNATIVE TO GROW24DOLT1D
WHPANJWPERA PK DWNNUALTERNATIVE TO HARRY22BULLS2U
ZKSDQMZSHUD SN HQNMALTERNATIVE TO IRON25FOLK2O

Final Extraction

The remaining instructions say how to extract: “SHIFT MINIPUZZLE ANSWERS APPROPRIATELY”, “FIND SECRETS AFTER SHIFTING”, and “USE SECRETS AS INDICES”. The instructions use five different shifts, and when you encrypt a minipuzzle answer with one of these five shifts, it contains a number.

The instructions only make sense in a particular order, so the minipuzzle answers can be sorted in that same order. Index into the shifted answers using the revealed numbers to spell the final answer: GOOFY.

Original TextDecryptedShiftShifted answerEmbedded numberIndex
URNKV UVTKPIU KPVQ ITQWRUSPLIT STRINGS INTO GROUPS2SEMICIRCLE + 2 → UGOKEKTENG10G
BXUEN NJLQ PAXDY’B VRWRYDIIUNSOLVE EACH GROUP’S MINIPUZZLE9SAWFLIES + 9 → BJFOURNB4O
GVWTH AWBWDINNZS OBGKSFG ODDFCDFWOHSZMSHIFT MINIPUZZLE ANSWERS APPROPRIATELY14MAFIA + 14 → AOTWO2O
KNSI XJHWJYX FKYJW XMNKYNSLFIND SECRETS AFTER SHIFTING5LINDSAY + 5 → QNSIXFD6F
ECO COMBODC KC SXNSMOCUSE SECRETS AS INDICES10COMEDYDUO + 10 → MYWONINEY9Y