Solution: Lesser Labors
Answer: BENDER

Written by Mike Sylvia

Each line unscrambles into a task from the UK series Taskmaster. Each word has one extra letter; per line, these letters spell the name of a competitor who performed poorly at that task, scoring either 0 or 1 point.

First name (extra letters) Last name Task (unscrambled line)
AISLING Bea EXTRACT THIS BALL FROM THIS LEAKY PIPE
AL Murray POP BALLOONS
ALAN Davies INTERCHANGE BOX AND PIPE
ALICE Levine OBTAIN FIVE POUNDS WITHOUT SPILLING
ARDAL O’Hanlon WAGGLE SOME BODY PART DECEPTIVELY
ASIM Chaudhry MAKE SQUIRTY CREAM ART
BOB Mortimer TRANSPORT COCONUTS UNIQUELY
BRIDGET Christie AVOID HIGH-FIVING ALEX EITHER FIRST OR LAST
CHARLOTTE Ritchie MAKE THIS HELIUM BALLOON HOVER IN PLACE WHILE SNEERING
CHRIS Ramsey LEARN SWEDISH IN FIFTEEN MINUTES
DAISY May Cooper DECIPHER BACKWARDS SPEECH FROM RICHARD
DARA O’Briain HOLD MILK OVER MICROWAVES
DAVE Gorman LAND PEA ON CARPET
DAVID Baddiel COMPLETE ALL SEVEN SMALLER TASKS
DESIREE Burch GET BALLS PAST INTERFERENCE INTO YOUR NET
DOC Brown ANONYMOUSLY COMMAND JON
ED Gamble SERIOUSLY, PICK1
FERN Brady EXCAVATE GRAPES WEARING FLIPPERS
FRANK Skinner GET THIS EGG UP HIGH
GUZ Khan IDENTIFY BAGGED SLUDGES
HUGH Dennis BEAUTIFULLY DESTROY THIS CAKE
IAIN Sterling TRAVEL WHILE VOCALISING CONSTANTLY
JAMALI Maddix MAKE AN OUTFIT FOR THIS BEE
JAMES Acaster FILL THIS FLOATING MONEY BOWL
JESSICA Knappet HIT THIS DRUM AT A PRECISE TIME
JO Brand IDENTIFY BIN
JOE Lycett SEAL THIS BATHTUB
JOE Thomas DETERMINE ALEX’S COSTUME
JOE Wilkinson CONCEAL THIS PINEAPPLE
JOHN Kearns RECOGNISE YOUR OWN HAND
JOHNNY Vegas COUNT ALL BALLS IN THIS BASKET
JON Richardson IMPRESS THIS MAYOR
JOSH Widdicombe MAXIMISE TEABAG THROWING DISTANCE
JUDI Love ACTIVATE EVERY ITEM SIMULTANEOUSLY
KATHERINE Parkinson PUT THESE WELLIES ON THE FEET OF THE SPIDER
KATHERINE Ryan BUILD THE TALLEST BRIDGE THAT CAN SUPPORT THIS POTATO
KATY Wix ARRANGE LOLLIES BY COLOR
KERRY Godliman DETERMINE WHICH EGG IS BOILED
LEE Mack CLINGFILM YOUR LEGS
LIZA Tarbuck KEEP WATER OFF ALEX
LOLLY Adefope DELIVER ALEX’S DINNER WHILE HOPPING
LOU Sanders DEVISE DELICIOUS DUST
MARK Watson TEXT GREG EVERY DAY
MAWAAN Rizwan LAND SOME EGG IN THE PAN
MEL Giedroyc HIDE THIS BALL
MIKE Wozniak BREAK WIND ON COMMAND
MORGANA Robinson USE LIMITED WORDS TO HELP ARTISTS DRAW
MUNYA Chawawa GET THIS BUBBLE MACHINE RUNNING
NISH Kumar RETRACE YOUR BLINDFOLDED STEPS
NOEL Fielding EAT YOUR EXOTIC SANDWICH
PAUL Chowdhry ENJOY THIS BOUNCY CASTLE
PAUL Sinha SCORE IN ONE KICK
PHIL Wang FIND THE HIDDEN SATSUMA
RHOD Gilbert POSE WEARING THIS FEZ
RICHARD Herring MAKE THE BEST UPSIDE DOWN SHORT FILM
RICHARD Osman PLACE THIS PIZZA ORDER UNDER VERBAL CONSTRAINTS
ROB Beckett PREPARE EDIBLE FLAG
ROISIN Conaty PAINT ONE HORSE WHILE RIDING ANOTHER
ROMESH Ranganathan FIND SOMEONE FIFTY-FIVE AND HIGH-FIVE THEM
ROSE Matafeo ELEVATE MELON USING BREADSTICKS
RUSSELL Howard SPEAK WITHOUT REVEALING WHERE YOUR GRAPE IS
SALLY Phillips SHOOT BASKET WITHOUT HANDLING BALL
SARA Pascoe BUY SOMETHING FOR GREG
SARAH Kendall ARRANGE OBJECTS BY SIDE COUNT
SARAH Millican GET PAINT TO THE BULLSEYE
SIAN Gibson UNCOVER APPLES NOT EGGS
SOPHIE Duker GIVE THIS CEMENT MIXER NEW PURPOSE
TIM Key DISAPPEAR THIS ICE
TIM Vine LOAD THIS BAG
VICTORIA Coren Mitchell GIVE YOURSELF GENUINE GOOSEBUMPS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE

This comprises all seventy competitors from the first 14 series of the show. Solvers will have likely noticed that the list is alphabetized by competitors’ first name—this is a canonical ordering on the show as well, with the five competitors always sitting in this order left-to-right. Re-sorting the scores per series thus gives a sequence of five-bit binary that converts to GO SUBMIT BENDER.

Series # Competitors & Numbers Extracted Letter
1 Frank 0, Josh 0, Roisin 1, Romesh 1, Tim 1 G
2 Doc 0, Joe 1, Jon 1, Katherine 1, Richard 1 O
3 Al 1, Dave 0, Paul 0, Rob 1, Sara 1 S
4 Hugh 1, Joe 0, Lolly 1, Mel 0, Noel 1 U
5 Aisling 0, Bob 0, Mark 0, Nish 1, Sally 0 B
6 Alice 0, Asim 1, Liza 1, Russell 0, Tim 1 M
7 James 0, Jessica 1, Kerry 0, Phil 0, Rhod 1 I
8 Iain 1, Joe 0, Lou 1, Paul 0, Sian 0 T
9 David 0, Ed 0, Jo 0, Katy 1, Rose 0 B
10 Daisy 0, Johnny 0, Katherine 1, Mawaan 0, Richard 1 E
11 Charlotte 0, Jamali 1, Lee 1, Mike 1, Sarah 0 N
12 Alan 0, Desiree 0, Guz 1, Morgana 0, Victoria 0 D
13 Ardal 0, Bridget 0, Chris 1, Judi 0, Sophie 1 E
14 Dara 1, Fern 0, John 0, Munya 1, Sarah 0 R

  1. When Ed responded to the pre-task "Say a letter of the alphabet" by literally saying "A letter of the alphabet", Alex revealed an additional task envelope that read, "Ha ha ha. You must now pick a letter of the alphabet and say that letter out loud." This was worth 0 points.